TEAM
HARRY POORTER
MICHAEL POORIDGE
MEGAN POORNSTAR
CEO
Harry is a talented but very poor manager with more than 5 businesses in bankruptcy.
in 2017, he was forced to sell his kidney to buy crack and pay hotdogs for hookers.
He has been living homeless in the streets for 5 years, which forged his character and made him today still one of the poorest devs in crypto.
MEGAN POORNSTAR
MICHAEL POORIDGE
MEGAN POORNSTAR
CMO
Megan has a bachelor degree in natural sciences, since she loved walking naked in university soccer fields. After blowing her boyfriends in parking lots, she started a career of pornstar, that ended drastically when she met a big black anaconda. She became a hooker where she met her best client Harry poorter, offering $50 for a head wi
CMO
Megan has a bachelor degree in natural sciences, since she loved walking naked in university soccer fields. After blowing her boyfriends in parking lots, she started a career of pornstar, that ended drastically when she met a big black anaconda. She became a hooker where she met her best client Harry poorter, offering $50 for a head with 2 different positions. Now, her skills allowed her to get this new position of CMO in Poor Company.
MICHAEL POORIDGE
MICHAEL POORIDGE
MICHAEL POORIDGE
CTO
Michael is our main developer who has been working on this website. Unfortunately, everyone is poor, so we can't pay for hosting or domain name. As soon as we get some money to buy food and hookers, we will pay $50 to buy a cool domain.